Channel 77    Selling the    ‘best vacuum ever’

Channel 78    Flat, sexy abs…..(best vacuum ever comes on next!)

Channel 83    Kettleball Fitness, followed by Best Pillow Ever!!

Channel 88     Get Your Hair Back

Over 100 channels of shows 75% of us have seen. That is not 100 different movies…..just 100 channels.

Channel 220  brings us Dr.Ho Relieves Back Pain

Channel 225    Food Lovers Fat Loss 

Chanel 226      is the wonderful  “Mint Green Fluorite”, over and over again

Thank goodness HGTV and DIY come to aid my TV nightmare

I make it til about Channel 268 with shows, serials, and movies and then comes  Dr. Hoe Relieves Back Pain…..again  on Channel 270

Some things  like ID channel, NASA channel(which is usuala video file) and Green HD, can be interesting….they are in the higher 200’s, but the 300s want to show me   Precious World of Pearls on Channel 313 and Perfect Sleep with Serta on 316

Channel 318 is the award winning “Best Mineral Makup”, followed by ” Shark Steam Mop” and then  MORE “Magic Mineral Makeup” on 319, and then the re-viewed and re-viewed ‘Get Luscious Hair”….with many repeats

When I’m about to scream, I finally find the news channels….will watch and watch….good news or bad

From Channel 389 thru most of the 600’s, it is pay and sports, which is also pay….not to mention ‘upcoming’…that’s an especially good channel.  Also, cannot forget the Timberwolves and the Clippers which is shown on 764-764-1….765 and 765-1  (regular and hd)

To close out my channel choices, we have the 9500 series of Direct TV Satellinte Test channels…..too cool, game loading ( you pay) in the 9900 area

The day is saved by the 800 series which is music… would much prefer XM, but I don’t want to sound petty……..

Just a suggestion……have a Direct TV Shopping Channel….and let me enjoy FX, TNT, Fox/CNN, Reelz and TCM.  If you can’t do that, at least put them in numerical order, (regular and HD) so I don’t have to wear out the ‘flipper’….thanks