Most of the time my blogs have some kind of subject…Not today. Our local weekly paper has a ‘funnies page’…For those of you not old enough….the cartoons in the newspapers used to be called ‘the funnies’. Hence, we always read the ‘funny papers’ in the Sunday edition when they were the largest.

Here are a list of one-liners that show American humor….hope you enjoy.

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…..floor.

2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

4. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish is wages?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. Where do forest rangers go to ‘get away from it all’?

8. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

9. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

10. Why do shops have signs ‘guide dogs only’. the dogs can’t read and their owners are blind!

Hope this tickles your funny bone…………later